Drunk driving and other special olympic events

Soooo. From the title you could probably figure out what I'm gonna say. I had to drunk drive home recently. Let me first start off by saying Drunk Driving is horrible! You put your life and others at risk every second you're behind the wheel.....but what had happened was is this: I go to a party roughly 10 minutes away from my house. I'm only drinking a little so I think I'm o.k. to drive. As the night goes on we play many many games. I get very, very drunk. I dont have a way home besides driving because 1: I have NO money in the bank. All I have is the cash I gave to my mom so I would'nt spend it. 2. My mom is in Detroit for the night. 3. The people at the party are more drunk than I am. 4. The only people I can call are at a party downtown getting drunk. 5. My grandparents are dead sleep as well as my aunt and uncle who live in town. Soooooooooo. I have no choice but to drive home. I did pretty well considering I possess the ability to sober up for like 20 min at a time. No, seriously. I can fake sober for 20 MIN. This is more than enough time to talk to a sober parent,friend or officer; find my keys; call in sick etc. etc. etc. I have a friend who get's drunk like this every few days. She has a problem. No seriously, I think she is an alchi. She blacks out and has started coming to the J-O-B drunk. Today we had to send her home. If my director wasnt a complete DOLT she would have been fired. So the moral of this story.. Dont drink and drive! It's bad. Also,



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