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I am so ANNOYED! I'll talk later..for now watch this.

The fuck up list

Occasionaly people or places do something so bad, so inconceivable that they deserve a special place in my world. That place is "The Fuck Up List". "The Fuck Up List" is a list of all the people, places and things that have fucked up. Number one tonight is



5/3 bank. You would think I would have trouble talking bad about this fuck up lister considering my significant other, for right now, is an employee at this financial institution. I do not. I hate them with all the vim and vigor my tiny little heart can muster. I joined the bank in 05 with my mom because it had a free checking account and all of their machines are convenient and....EVERYWHERE! Little did I know this bank sucks hot ass. Lemme give you an example...
Thursday: My dog has emergency surgery, I write a check for $400 dollars.
Friday: Payday, as I went shopping and paid a bill I dont have $400 dollars in that account. Considering that transactions deposited past Friday at 5 dont post until Monday at midnight I figure I'm o.k with depositing the money the next day.
Saturday:I move $577 over to the account topping it off to a whopping $590. I should be fine with a whole $19 left in the account. I go and buy pepcid for my dog, beverages and lunch. OOOPS! I charged my account over .90.
Monday: I deposit $3 dollars on my way to work thinking I'm fine.
Tuesday: I used a machine from somewhere else whose fee was two dollars and some change result: OVERDRAFTED 15 CENT!
5 minutes ago: I call bank, because it was overdrafted last night I cant go put the change in the bank. Sooooooo because of a 15 cent slip, I owe 58$ on Friday. I.HATE.THEM.
This isnt the first time. Another time they said I owed like $390 dollars. I was like bitch please and they dropped the fees. Most banks charge you $33 one time. NOT THESE FUCK UPS! They charge you $33 FOR EACH TRANSACTION afterwards and considering it takes 4 days for me to get my letter, that could be alot.
So...5/3 you are offically on THE FUCK UP LIST. Congratulations you assclowns.

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Mama...I hurt.

YELLO! It has been THE longest week of my life! I left my old job at the Y (:() where I made little to no money to go to my new job at a rental car agency where I make twice of what I made before. Hoorary right? No. Not hooray. Let's discuss.

REASONS MY NEW JOB, THOUGH PROFITABLE, SUCKS ASS.







1. Smokers. 98% of the people who work at my job smoke. GAG ME. I can't stand smoke since my mother stopped smoking when I was a kid. She was messing with my chronic bronchitis and my brothers asthma so she was you know...obligated to. I think she still resents it. I kid, I kid. However, smoking is still "fucking nasty, bitch" thanks facebook. Not only do these people smoke, they take 5 minute smoking breaks every 20-30 min. I'm there well over 8 hours. I dont feel like doing the math but this is quite frankly disgusting.






2. Age. I just left a job where all the workers were between the ages of 20 and 31 to go to a job where all the workers are between the ages of almost 22 (me) and late 60ish. There are five chicks at the desk, me, a late 50'ish woman,a 47 year old, a 35 year old, a 34 year old and a 31 year old. All the guys that do the hard work, cleaning and shuttleling are around 50-60. IMAGINE our conversations. I almost threw up when they started talking about their fondness of president Bush. siiiggggghhhhhh. The above picture could have been taken at work if that little girl was a.) black and well, that's the only qualifier.






3.Gossip. This is crazy. All of these older, wiser women totally being crotches to each other. I mean within my first day of filling out paper work, not even working there mind you, I learned that one of the girls is a hypochondriac, the other is a quietly vicious old beast, one is a worry wart who has financial issues and the other has autistic kids. I didnt even know this chick! Then they say I'm too quite. Because I dont want my business all over the damn building! All of their friends call and stop by too. This wouldnt be so bad if these were normal people. As they arent it's actually quite unbearable. Here's a nice big steaming cup of shut the fuck up.








4.Sailors mouths. These old women curse like you wouldnt believe! I have never heard such filth coming out of the mouths of ladies. One flicked a guy off today. SHE.FLICKED.HIM.OFF. I was in total shock. WHO DOES THAT? I know I curse, but not like this. I censor myself a great deal in public, you know, cuz I have home training.












5. Random aches. Since I started I have had the most random pains. My neck and shoulders are super achey and my legs and feet hurt. The hell. I stood on my feet for 8 hours a day 4 days a week and never felt pain like this. I need some help.










6. IT'S BORING! I'm only there 8 hours this week and I'm bored as hell. Imagine my TEN hour shift. No seriously, there is NOTHING to do. I have a game folder with games from the 90's but I can only play it when the boss is out and surprise, surprise I'm training. It is literally like watching paint dry. literally. They painted and I watched it dry.


I have training an hour a way next week. so I'll be gone from 7:30am until 6:00 p.m. Hip Hip hooray!



Also, one of my dogs had to have emergency surgery. Tuesday he had an "let's eat everything we come in contact with" party. He ate a towel, a bag of hot dog buns including the wrapper, he ate a cardbord box, and a mitten. Yes, a mitten. He's been throwing up and having a bad case of the BG's(bubble guts) since then. Today I started getting worried, I'm a tad bit overprotective since my other dog died in November. I took him to the vet and he was whoopin they ass until they sedated him. Turns out he has an obstruction of his small intestines and they have to have emergency surgery or I have to put him down. Tough decision...NOT. So while I'm tryna figure out how I can come up with this money I just wrote a bad check for I'm prayin like you would not believe. I was shaking and stuff. He was o.k. though, she had to push it through to his large intestine and he can hopefully come home tomorrow or Sat. I'M SO EXCITED...AND I JUST CANT HIDE IT! I love my dogs to death and he hasnt been away from us since he was a little baby. I hope he sleeps through the night until I can go see him tomorrow after the boringest job ever. It also only turned out to be half of what they thought it was. HOORAY! I dont have to put on the red light...I kid, I kid.


School sucks. I dont think I'ma have the money to pay for this semester so I dont think I'ma go. I'm hella tired anywayz so a week off should help. I'm only sad that I'm not gonna get to do something I've been waiting years to do. I'd put it here but on the off chance it does happen I dont want any incriminating evidence. Oh wellz. If it was meant to be it'll be, soon. THANKS JAY-Z!


Juanita Bynum got beat the hell down by her husband. This is so sad. What's worse it the way people keep saying that it's her own fault. BULL! Domestic violence is never the victims fault dummies. Please dont let hate get in the way of your own common sense.

Michael Vick. He's a dumbass. I'd write more but I've already written one obligatory blog post about him. I copied it down below. This was after some random said something dumb about it JUST being animals and if he was white we'd let him off etc. etc. etc.:
Maaaaannnnnnnn I was reading these posts getting super hot! What genius would do some idiocy like swerve OFF the road and kill six kids to miss a squirrel? That’s reaching. I'm not gonna attempt to explain what someone else said because I don’t know them so I don’t know what they meant. Here's how I feel about it. Vick is guilty. Guilty for being a cruel, indecent human being. He viciously killed animals that he bought, traded and bred for slaughter. For shame on us for wanting to hold him accountable for his actions. As an animal lover I would swerve to miss the squirrel, but NOT at the cost of human life. It's not a matter of humans over animals, its about not being a jackass. Who can honestly say if they could have avoided killing an animal they wouldn’t have? Not anyone sane. Not even yourself. Animal life should not be placed over human life, but we also shouldn’t go out of our way to kill them unneeded.
I also understand that biblically speaking we were given domain over animals. There are a few other quotes in the bible concerning animals too, here's one:
A good man takes care of his animals, but wicked men are cruel to theirs.
- Proverbs 12:10
Hmmmmm......Maybe that's too much rationalism for some people. Since we are on the bible, isn’t the point of our existence to be exalting God and living our lives as Christ like as possible? Well the bible says:
The Lord is loving and merciful... He is good to everyone and has compassion on all he has made.
- Psalms 145:8-9
ALL HE HAS MADE. He made everything including dogs and squirrels :)
I can understand people saying that if this was a person he'd get off believe you me, I get it. What shocks me is that we say this with such ease. The fact that we are readily able to supply this man with an excuse for his ridiculous behavior is appalling. This is the same man that we let off the hook for infecting people with HERPES! This dude knew he was burnin and was still blessin chicks with the gift that keeps on givin. This is just the beginning of his stupid behavior, middle fingers to fans, not really playing in 05, kicking it with people who had records for drug trafficking. COME ON MAN! He has consistently stupid behavior. It's time Vick grows the hell up. He was man enough to do dumb crap so he needs to be man enough to own up to it. Period.


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I'm SO.DAMN.INTELLIGENT! I'm playin,but hey





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siiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

I wrote a very long extensive post with pictures about my joy of school ending two weeks ago. Blogger fudged that up. In my anger I have abstained from blogger for a few weeks to mellow out, kinda clear my head from the anger that threatened to erupt onto my Dell. I am calm now. However, I would like to point out that if the blogger ever deletes my extensive posts again I will fuck.it.up. That is all.


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The lost posts

I wrote some posts I didnt finish a few weeks ago, I shall call them "the losts posts". Here's one now!



I'm back up in this Biaatch! O.K random outburst I know but as school has just ended and I feel like a recently freed slave(at least for two weeks) I am excited! I got a 10 page paper to write tonight but 9 pages of that is gonna be bull and the other one is gonna be a title page. I am full of useless information waiting to escape! So here is my list of things that really pissed me off this summer that I didnt get to write about.
1. That wrestler guy who killed his fam.
You suck.
2. Those two ass clowns that raped and killed that family.
You both suck.
3. Usher and Tameka.
W.T.F? Is he lost in the sauce? I dont believe I understand this one.
4. Chick in Delaware that faked pregnancy.
So, there's this chick in Delaware that was supposedly knocked up with twins by this frat guy. She went around for a good 8 months wearing a fake belly (dodge balls cut in half), getting sympathy for having a triflin baby daddy who questioned paternity, having baby showers and getting all the attention her little lyin ass could muster. So she goes into labor and "loses" the babies. Next day she's on campus walking around kickin it. People get suspicious and raid her room finding the fake bellies. They confront her and lift her shirt to find she has a friggin six pack! THE HELL! Eight months later with labor and you still lookin like you just got off the bowflex? She confesses says she aborted the babies at 6 months and didnt want anyone to know so she just kept faking. This does not explain the other 6 months of no weight gain. She also didnt explain the different month sized dodge balls found in room. There are pictures of her all over the place. Here's some:

Had the nerve to have a shower!








If you see this hoe, kick her in the stomach. It's safe now.

Dag! She needs to
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Drunk driving and other special olympic events

Soooo. From the title you could probably figure out what I'm gonna say. I had to drunk drive home recently. Let me first start off by saying Drunk Driving is horrible! You put your life and others at risk every second you're behind the wheel.....but what had happened was is this: I go to a party roughly 10 minutes away from my house. I'm only drinking a little so I think I'm o.k. to drive. As the night goes on we play many many games. I get very, very drunk. I dont have a way home besides driving because 1: I have NO money in the bank. All I have is the cash I gave to my mom so I would'nt spend it. 2. My mom is in Detroit for the night. 3. The people at the party are more drunk than I am. 4. The only people I can call are at a party downtown getting drunk. 5. My grandparents are dead sleep as well as my aunt and uncle who live in town. Soooooooooo. I have no choice but to drive home. I did pretty well considering I possess the ability to sober up for like 20 min at a time. No, seriously. I can fake sober for 20 MIN. This is more than enough time to talk to a sober parent,friend or officer; find my keys; call in sick etc. etc. etc. I have a friend who get's drunk like this every few days. She has a problem. No seriously, I think she is an alchi. She blacks out and has started coming to the J-O-B drunk. Today we had to send her home. If my director wasnt a complete DOLT she would have been fired. So the moral of this story.. Dont drink and drive! It's bad. Also,



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Why facebook and myspace are the devil.

Alright, I'm back. Soooooo I bet lots of random people in blog land are wondering why I switched my site to here. Well, allow me to spin you a tale....

A "friend" of mine that I've know since 10th grade has a picture online with her titty balls almost poppin out. People we know were commenting on said photo. Since I was in the pic, and to draw attention away from herself she comments on me. So since I'm a fool I say that she looks like she's about to say trimspa baby (a reference to Anna Nicole). As this was a joke, I think nothing of it that's until the next day I log on and she has removed me from her friends. So I write and ask why I can't see her profile and she responds with this:

Your comment about Anna Nicole Smith was not only disrepectful to me and way over board, but it was also disrespectful to a deceased woman. And because I knew it would be a waste of my energy trying to explain that to you, I nipped it in the bud. No hard feelings, but I can't call someone "friend" who lacks tact and the ability to be respectful to me. My mother always told me to never try to make someone else look like an ass, because you end up making yourself look like a bigger ass.

WTF? So at first I got pissed and wrote her a letter all about her hypocritical self, then I stopped and realized that to do so would be dropping down to her level so I wrote back this:

Wow, originally I wrote you back an equally loaded letter, and then I remembered I'm an adult. As an adult, I can respect the fact that our ideas of jokes are not similar. As an adult I can also respect the fact that you have chosen to not speak of me as a friend anymore. However, I do not accept you calling me disrespectful and tactless; those are not names you get to use, especially since you have called me, as a woman, out of my name numerous times on this very facet. As a person who used the word "friend" perhaps as a "friend" you should have bought your anger to me instead of around me. "Unfriending" me on facebook and myspace was, as you put it, way over board. As this event has spun completely out of control and I do not wish to engage in high school behavior I will leave it at that. As with you, there are no hard feelings and even if we never speak again, I wish you all good things and hope your future is truly blessed.


Do you see how nice that was? How I expressed my feelings in a womanly way? How I didnt call her a BITCH!? This is what she writes back:
You lack tact and respect for not being okay with opening your mouth. Instead, you chose yo do so in a comment meant to offend me. I have never called you out of your name. Get it straight. It is often human nature to look for some blame to counter, so I understand.
To ASSume that I even knew what you were talking about, joke or not, made and an ASS out of you not me.
Thank you.
Oh, and I'm not angry. I was just shocked that you could be so "ignorant" as you have highlighted on your facebook page--ha! Oh, and don't you fret... your email didn't go over my head, as you lied to someone who posted on your wall. In fact, you never sent me an email to address it; I brought it to you. That, is even funnier. By the way, you're not dealing with someone below you, as you tried to portray in your same comment. So, while you're pointing the finger to call someone ignorant, realize that you are being quite childish and lying to make yourself seem "cool?" Again, lacking tact and respect. I suggest stepping your game up.

WOWZA! For someone not angry it sure seems that way. I love how I wrote her a nice positive adult letter and I get the bitchy AIM response. WOW. At this point in time she pissed me off but the heffa blocked me on facebook, so me being vindictive, I wrote her on myspace.

How clever of you blocking me from messaging you on one outlet and still forgetting the other. I really dont feel like going into all of the conundrums you placed in your messages to me so I'll just start with the ones that are bugging me.
*If you're not angry, quit writing angry notes.
*I never said a comment meant to offend you, on the contrary the Anna Nicole comment was meant to tickle your funny bone, something I'm not going to explain again.
*You've never called me out of my name Autumn? Hmmm.... I believe we got in a little tift last year about you calling me out of my name and me jabbing back too hard in your opinion or perhaps its slipped your mind. I guess Hoe is a different way of saying Tiara.Its cool, you know, human nature. Oh wait, I know, you said it as a joke...which is completely different from what I said. Completely.
*If you're going to use the ASSume reference, please turn it around on yourself . To ASSume that I would know you would be upset or to ASSume that its o.k to call someone a hoe because you're playing really does make an Ass out of you and me.
*Whats the "HA" for, should I be amazed you used someone elses profile to view mine? I KNEW you would. I did send you a message asking why you unfriended me because you chose to keep it a secret. The email you sent was in response to mine, you know, cause and effect?
* When did I say you were below me? Please keep your issues, your issues and not mine. If I thought you were below me I wouldnt have asked why. If I thought you were below me I wouldnt have written you back and if I thought you were below me I would have put stupid instead of ignorant.
*Lying? Again with the name calling! I dont have to lie to make myself seem cooler than a person she has never met. I guess that reading my profile on the low to check for information about yourself seems much cooler, yeah we should all get like you.
I really dont care to discuss this matter any further, I've already taken it past its breaking point writing this letter so you do with it whatever you will.

So as I have already stated I have done, she does what every rational stupid person does and WRITES.ME.BACK!

Tiara Smith, get over yourself and stop talking to me. Obviously this is very important to you, and is bothering you. I never questioned the esteem of myself... you know SELF ESTEEM?! I questioned... yours! Because like I earlier referenced, the need to "crack back" "jabb back" whatever you call it was taught to me as an expression of self doubt, not a reflection of the person it's projected on.
I stopped talking to you on thefacebook because it was not productive. I also evaluated the importance of our "friendship". And sadly enough it added up to be something of little importance to my life. So, I deleted it.
Case closed.
"hoe sit down" is a colloquial phrase... if it offended you last year, I apologized. You forgave, yet you bring it back up(?) The comment on your picture wasn't directed at you; but since you were offended-- I deleted it (there goes that respect and tact shining once again! eureka!).
Please, explain how telling me I was a fat, WHITE woman with large fake breasts [mine are the blessing of my Father; a representation of my HERITAGE] supposed to amuse me... not to mention, she is deceased. I didn't know the woman personally; but, I don't take human life lightly. Again, explain. No, nevermind, because it will take you back to making an ass of yourself.
Again, I rest.

Oh, and for your information, you don't know me. And I saw your page because you messaged me--I clicked the wrong part and landed on your face! Not because I got into someone else's profile. Loser. Not I. Upgrade yourself. Your keyboard courage amuses me.

Resting, finally.

and cut! At this point I got annoyed and wrote her back, then I decided I had had MORE than enough of retarded people online so we blocked each other and moved on. But because I can here's my response:

Wow, keyboard courage, more name calling huh? Had you of answered the phone when I called, you could have heard my phone courage as well.I will say this for the last time.J-O-K-E. If you didnt like it fine. I dont care but dont accuse me of something that is not true. Seeing as before this year we hadn't spoke in over 3 1/2 years I'm not surprised you didnt find our "friendship" worthwhile. WOMP,WOMP. Big breasts a black woman do not make. I dont care about your boobs and I'm tired of talking about them. Deleting a comment off of my picture after the fact, does not make it tact. It makes it risk management. I dont know you? How about that after you block someone, if you click on their face, it doesnt go to their page. It goes to your homepage, because you're BLOCKED! Please, dont test me.
You know what Autumn, for the sake of the argument, let's say you're right. Ring the bells sound the alarms! Hooray all's right in hooville! Since you are right, there should be no need for you to ever talk to me again. Just go be right with yourself.


Yeah. Can you believe ^this^ shit? Had me arguing like a five year old! Anywayz we dont talk anymore and as this big breasted individual had my old blog address, I changed it and made it private. I'll move the stuff over here sometime in the near (or distant) future.

Oh, and Autumn R.W.....




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Here we are again...

I moved my blog to this website so that all the people I dont like cant read it. More on that later...If you followed me here and there's something really funny at the old one http://www.ispeakatruth.blogspot.com is wher you can find it.



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